Dear Chocolate Box Writer/Artist 2018!

Ahhhh, we’re a match! Hello! My name is Daisy, otherwise known as

days4daisy on AO3 and Dreamwidth. I am

daisy4days on Tumblr, please feel free to check over there for more of my fandom squee!

If you’re here, it’s probably because we matched on a fandom I love, I’m so excited! (You may also be here to gawk at my crazy-long letter. In which case, carry on.)

This is my second year doing Chocolate Box, it was my favorite exchange of 2017! I start every exchange letter saying I’m easy to please, but honestly I’m easy to please. Want to write something for General Audiences? Awesome! Want to gift me Explicit porn? Great! I love happy, sad, creepy, smutty, you name it. I have some Likes and Prompts below to get you started, but if you have your own idea? Sweet! Run with it!

General Information:

Do Not Wants | General Likes | Art Likes | Porn Likes

Fandoms:

Dark Matter (TV) | Game of Thrones (TV) | Gotham | Kong: Skull Island | Marvel Cinematic Universe | The Orville | Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

First, the not fun stuff…

DNWs

Animal abuse/death
Bugs/Spiders
Vomit (feeling nauseous is ok, or referencing past throwing up, but nothing graphic please!)
1st or 2nd POV
Issue-fic or Highly Politicized fic (100% fine with fictional political gamesmanship, like in Star Wars or GoT, but I'd like a reprieve from current events -.-)
Death of Requested Characters (Non-requested characters is totally fine)
A/B/O
Genderswap, unless requested
Role-defined BDSM or Roleplay, Mommy/Daddy Kink
Kid Fic or Pregnancy Fic
Mundane AUs (coffee shop, flower shop, high school/college, etc)
Arranged Marriage / Soulmates / Wedding fic
Unrequested Crossovers or Fusions

Thank you for respecting my DNWs, hopefully they won’t be too much of a roadblock. On to happier things!

General Likes

Alcohol, Drunk One Night Stands, Awkward Morning Hangovers
Amnesia, Brainwashing, Mind Control
Banter, arguments
Bets and Wagers
Canon-Set Alternate Universe (Role Reversal, Plot Changes, Canon-Enemies are Friends!, Canon-Friends are Enemies!, Fix-Its)
Clothing Details! (Uniforms, characters dressed up in fancy outfits, undercover disguises, torn clothes, masquerade masks)
Dreams, Nightmares
Dubcon (Sex Pollen, Fuck or Die, Drugs/Alcohol, Hate Sex, etc)
Fake Dating
Ghosts
Hurt/Comfort
Imprisonment and/or Interrogation
Jealousy/Possessiveness
Loyalty, Competence Kink
Mistaken Identity
Opposites Attract (Short & Tall, Older & Younger, Leader & Subordinate, Human & Non-Human, Hothead & Calm One, etc)
Noncon
Power Dynamics (Dangerous/Dubcon-ish, or Sweet and Sexy!)
PWPs/Smut
Rivalry Ships or Enemies to Lovers (Or Hate Sex!)
Sick/Comfort
Time Loops, Alt-Timelines
Weather! (Stuck in the rain, snowed in, chased in a thick fog, sweating in the dead of summer, rainbows, the first chill of fall, etc)

General Art Likes
Dark Colors vs. Light Colors contrasted in the same image, nighttime/shadows/moon/stars, the vastness of space(!), cool landscapes (forests/cliffs/mountains/oceans/sprawling cities/etc), tech settings (holovids/command centers/starship panels/wires/droids), height differences, rainy/foggy weather, chibi style, comics style, portrait style, clothes/uniform details, normally plain-dressed characters fancied up in suits and dresses, masquerades!!, torn clothes, bleeding cuts and scars, tattoos, two characters facing off (in a violent kinda-sexy angry way OR a flirty "all up in your personal space" happy way!), visual representations of tactile things (flushed skin for warmth or arousal etc), HAAAAAAANDS - especially hands grabbing clothes, fisting hair, pinning someone's arm, etc *_*

I LOVE art, and I am super giddy about the idea of receiving art as a gift! But I am really bad at prompting for it :( If you are an artist, please don’t be daunted by the narrative style of my prompts! I do not expect anything long or in a comic strip if that is not your thing. If you read a prompt and picture a still image based on it? THAT. That is what I want! It can be characters mid-chat, or leaning close, or sneaking a kiss, or mid-fight tearing each other’s clothes, or snuggling in bed. I will adore it! And please feel free to check my gifts from last year too, I was super-lucky enough to receive *amazing* art pieces, and they may help give an idea of things I've loved in the past!

Are you into writing or drawing porn? Awesome! See the end of this letter for smutty likes :D

Dark Matter (TV)

SPOILER ALERT: Spoilers through end-Season 3

Three/Kyle Kierken

Whyyyy was this ship not a thing??? :( I love the criminal vs. cop dynamic, cat and mouse style chases, goading, and one-upsmanship. The physical difference alone does it for me, Kierken all long and lanky in his super-put together uniform. Three, scruffy and relaxed in his leather jacket and t-shirts. And they’re so similar in personality! Stubborn to a fault, hot headed, arrogant. I like how wary Three is of Kierken, more than any other GA cop. He may hate the guy, but he knows Kierken is better than anyone else on the force. I love enemies who respect each other, who could totally be best friends in another universe. I also love the glimpse we get into Kierken being a Will Graham-type empath who relives his targets’ crimes. Given his obsession with taking down the Raza, Kierken’s psyche as he pursues Three would be so amazing! *chinhands* I also love that Kierken can be so right in his pursuit of the Raza but so wrong on the big picture. He’s so smart, always two steps ahead, how does he not see the corporate sabotage and GA corruption happening all around him?? It’s beyond tragic that he only had one second to realize the truth before everything went to hell on EOS-7, I would love anything that plays with his timeline so he can get things right!

Kierken doesn’t die on EOS-7, but he loses his memory and Three finds him. Kierken in an uncharacteristic position of vulnerability? Three torn between doing right by a guy he begrudgingly respects and using the hell out of him for the Raza's gain? Yes please!

Did Kierken ever have any run ins with Marcus Boone before the memory loss? If so, is this new "Three" just as confusing to Kierken? I'm totally here for Kierken's brain trying to rationalize the difference between Marcus and Three and failing miserably. I'm also here for blatant pre-series Marcus/Kierken where Kierken makes a rare mistake, lets Boone catch him off guard. But rather than kill him, Marcus is all about shackling Kierken down and smirking at how pretty he looks all wrapped up and ready for him *_* Maybe this humiliation is a big reason why Kierken hates Three so much now! :P

Post-EOS-7, a banged up Three and Kierken manage to escape and forced to work together to evade mutual enemies. Or just survive the elements on the planet they end up on. Maybe the temperature is dropping and if they don’t huddle to stay warm they’ll die? Maybe it’s a hostile, uprising planet and they have to hide someplace tight and hidden to stay alive until help arrives? I'd love these two being forced to rely on each other to survive, bloody and concussed, hating each other so much but needing each other, and maybe (secretly) not wanting the other to die.

The blink drive malfunctions into an alternate universe where Kierken is the Raza’s confidant and so happens to be hooking up with Three. Imagine Three's surprise when Kierken grins when he sees him and kisses him when they cross paths! Or! It's an alternate universe where Three is a GA hired gun and Kierken has secrets about the corps and is on the run! Like, when Three finds Kierken, Kierken turns a gun on him and goes off about how Three's not turning him in to the Authority or putting him back in prison! And Three's probably like "...wait I did what now?" XDDDD

A very contentious, flirtatious interrogation!

Kierken and Three wind up in the same pub. Maybe it’s pre-Season 2, Kierken knows exactly who Three is but Three has no idea that he’s a GA officer. I love the amnesia in this show, such great opportunities for mistaken identity 😀 Or, they both recognize each other and have to decide how much of a scene to draw to themselves. Is it post end-Season 2? Does Kierken have reservations about arresting Boone after all he's seen? +1 if Three starts checking out the hot, lanky guy at the bar...only fuck, it's Kierken XD

It’s Kierken’s job to know everything about his high priority targets, but Marcus Boone has become an obsession. Sleepless nights, waking up in a sweat, increasingly explicit dreams? *_*

Kierken sees Three’s panic attack over the black oil aliens. Three sick and weak and scared out of his mind 😍

Kierken is a prisoner on the Raza, and Three should have nothing to say to him until he agrees to give up intel on the GA. But he keeps wandering over to Kierken's cell more than he should.

Kierken is getting too close to the truth about Dwarf Star, or about Ferrous' plot. Someone poisons him with something that will kill him if it's not drawn out of his system in time. When Three finds him he's feverish and bobbing in and out of consciousness, and he's saying all these crazy things. Lay the whump on me, friend!! Also fine with the reverse, maybe Three is poisoned by Ferrous vs. beat to hell at the end of Season 2, and Kierken has to decide whether to help him or leave him.

Switch up Kierken and Three’s roles on the show! Maybe Three is Kierken’s hot headed but annoyingly attractive GA partner. Maybe Kierken is an on-again-off-again crime mate of Three’s, or an inside agent working at the GA, and Three hates the guy - when they’re not flirting madly and getting in trouble together, that is ^-^

Three is dolled up at this fancy corporate affair for intel. Unfortunately, so is Kierken. Three is torn between the danger and the fact that Kierken looks distractingly hot in a suit.

Most things about prisoner Marcus Boone don’t surprise Kierken, but the nightmares do. Or, vice versa with a captive Kierken!

Kierken and Three are forced to perform sexually for an even bigger bad, or they chase each other to a planet riddled with sex pollen. Oops.

Kierken expects to put Marcus Boone under arrest when he sees him. He does not expect Marcus Boone to smile at him like they’re old friends and suddenly kiss him on the mouth. (Or: Three uses surprise fake relationship with Kierken to get away from an even bigger bad.)

Does Kierken have skeletons in his closet? Tragic backstory? Does he know about Three’s past? Would Three ever have a reason to admit it to him? Or maybe, somehow, Kierken is the one to tell Three who Tanner is before Three figures it out?

Related to the above! Three thinks he’s about to give Kierken the slip but some enemy from Kierken’s past comes for him, or the GA agents with Kierken turn on him, and...dammit, Three can't just leave him!

What if something about the explosion on EOS-7 at the end of Season 2 turns it into a time loop? Three has to get a stubborn, arrest-happy Kierken to believe they’re stuck in this loop or they’ll never get out and even worse things will happen.

Three/Alternate Portia Lin/Alternate Marcus Boone

Damn you, Syfy, for taking this show from us before we could get more of these three together! I love Three as Portia and Marcus’ prisoner, and the potential for tension as more of the similarities and differences between Marcus and Three come out. Three is such a mouthy prisoner, I love his and Portia’s banter, I love that Portia will fuck Three up without caring, I also love that Three has the ability to make Portia think things and feel things. It makes him even more dangerous to her, and I’m sure she hates that! :D I love that there’s a reality out there where Portia and Marcus worked as lovers, where Three and Two weren’t compatible. I love the potential for Three being reminded of his time with Two when he’s with Portia. I’d love to see Marcus’ reaction when he realizes Portia has held on to Three vs. killing him, or Three’s reaction when Marcus and Portia decide they want to use him for a bit of no-clothes fun :D I’m also curious to see if these three could ever work together successfully - can Marcus and Portia talk Three into joining them on some heist? Maybe they infiltrate a triad society together and have to pretend to be hooking up? Or Marcus and Portia force Three to be bait on some mission, like they don’t care about him - only they totally do??

After a few drinks, Portia convinces Marcus it’s a great idea to get it on in front of prisoner Three.

Memory-less Three is a source of amusement for Marcus and Portia. Maybe they bait him with memories, or they touch him certain places to try to get him to remember.

Three is somehow reset again, and his identity can be remade however Portia and Marcus want. Maybe they convince Three he’s Marcus’ twin brother and they’re all partners in crime, with sex on the side?

When Marcus tags back up with Portia, he’s not happy to find Three in her custody. He’s especially not happy to see the strange, comfortable rapport that’s developed between them.

Maybe as a prisoner, Three is taken to Nova 17 by Marcus and Portia. They experience one of his panic attacks.

If Three wins their bet, he goes free. If Marcus and Portia win, Three becomes their personal toy.

Portia and Marcus give Three one choice - he’s going to do whatever they tell him to in the bedroom, or they’re going to blow what’s left of his brains out.

Portia and Marcus want to hit up this triad club for loot, but Wexler is gone and Corso is dead. So they have to train Three up for the role.

Three, Portia, and Marcus stumble on a haunted stranded ship or space station

One of the three is badly hurt, maybe Marcus? And he and Portia are both startled and suspicious when Three helps? Or Three, and Portia/Marcus claim they need him alive for collateral but it's totally more than that!

I love all the dubconny goodness that can come with these three *_* Like, Portia knows what will turn Marcus on - will it work on Three? Portia and Marcus driving Three out of his mind, and Three wanting to tell them to fuck off so bad - but it feels amazing and he can’t??

Three/Four (or Three/Ryo Ishida)

Urgh, these two were my happy place in Season 1-2. Then Four became Ryo and the whole dynamic flipped on its head! I love that Three is a brash hothead who wears his emotions on his sleeve, and Four is a cold-blooded killer who holds his cards close. I also love that Three complains about Four being impossible to read, yet Three is constantly looking to Four to back him up against the rest of the crew, and he clearly respects Four’s skills in battle. I like the idea of Three and Four settling in as drinking buddies, Three getting all handsy with Four when he’s tipsy on that space station rest stop in Season 1 still makes me giddy! I also love that it seems like pre-amnesia Marcus and Ryo had the same rapport. Like in Season 2 when the neural link activates, what do Marcus and Ryo remember last? Getting drunk :D :D :D And they look so freaking comfortable fighting side-by-side, or that awkward pause when Ryo calls Marcus out on being emotional! *eep* I also find it interesting that the memory-restored Ryo in Season 3 is more like Three - he’s emotional, prone to anger or violent outbursts, and stubborn. I honestly will take these two in any portion of the show. Pre-amnesia Marcus and Ryo fucking things up and screwing at the end of the day! Three and Four’s night of R&R escalating into something hot? Three and Four have to fake date for a mission? I’m also here for something darker, maybe Ryo traps Three and tries to convert him to Zairon somehow. Interrogation, torture, drugging, bondage, dubcon/noncon, here for all of it :D

In happier days, I’m sure Three and Four went out on R&R and had one too many drinks all the time! Give me one shot too many turning into blow off steam sex. Or Three building up the liquid courage to tell Four he thinks he’s hot and they should totally be making out right now. Or, Four using a night when Three has too many to test his limits a bit, initiate more physical contact, see if Three will turn him down or provoke more.

Four or Ryo sees one of Three’s black oil alien panic attacks.

Ryo finds a way to reset Three and make him into a servant of Zairon.

Or, Misaki finds a way to reset Three and make him into a servant of Zairon without Ryo’s permission!

If Three has been brainwashed to be a soldier for Zairon, maybe he's nearly killed on a mission and Ryo has to deal with feelings! Ryo in a medical wing with an unconscious post-surgery Three, getting angrier and angrier? Or Three suffers some permanent injury - he loses a hand, or an eye, or his brain is damaged and he loses his ability to speak/or react/or he won't wake up??

Marcus and Ryo’s memories are restored, and they react to figuring out they’ve been hooking up as Three and Four.

Or, Ryo regains his memories and remembers everything he used to do with Marcus. Three doesn’t have a clue. Awkward "we used to fuck" memories are awkward!

Three and Four get into a fight about something that went wrong on a mission. The heat spills over into sex! +1 for swordplay and/or gun play, Four slicing off Three's clothes or Three running a blaster down the side of Four's neck? Unf.

Role Reversal! Three is the one who gets his memories back as Marcus Boone, and now he has the upper hand on Four.

Three and Four have to pretend to be lovers for this undercover drop. Three has no idea what to expect, but Four is surprisingly natural at it.

Three and Four are on a planet with sex pollen together, or Ryo doses Three up with fuck or die drugs to make him more amenable to interrogation on Zairon. The more Three resists Ryo, the more pain he's in!

Three or Four gets hurt on an op and the other has to help. Maybe Three gets stabbed by a sword meant for Four, or Four takes a bullet meant for Three. And there’s so much blood and things look scary and awful for awhile!

Three and Four work out their frustrations together while prisoners in Hyperion 8 :D Prison seeeeeeex.

I would also love something that highlights the contrast between Three and Four. Like, Four being on the quieter, reserved side and strict/disciplined/etc. Meanwhile, Three is vomiting emotions and thoughts all over the place, hot headed, loud. Maybe Three’s brashness is what attracts Four to him? Maybe Four’s stone cold killer mindset is what attracts Three to him?

Four dominating the hell out of Three. Cuffing him to a bed, running the tip of his sword dangerously against his skin, nicking him here or there as Three squirms under him. Yes please *_*

Game of Thrones (TV)

SPOILER ALERT: Spoilers through end-Season 7

Tyrion Lannister/Bronn of the Blackwater

These sassy assholes, god I love them. My heart broke when their story lines diverged, they gave me so much life in the early seasons. I love that Tyrion’s most trusted protector is also his employee, and the weird power balance that creates. These two side by side make such a fun image, Tyrion fair and small and full of snark, Bronn tall and rough around the edges. I would read the minimum words of these two just bantering, honestly. I live for their dialogue, it’s so easy for me to think of them goading each other with their words on and on until it turns physical. I also love the idea of a Lannister’s payment of debts not always having to be with money ;) Or Bronn being Tyrion’s sellsword above all else, which means Tyrion can pay him to do other things - wear what Tyrion wants, accompany him to Kings Landing events, or stay the night with him. I’m always here for alt-canon where Bronn actually does have feelings of some sort for Tyrion, or a conflict between doing what’s best for his purse and doing what’s best for his feelings (or just his body - trust me, I’m alllll for porn between these two if you want to go that route)! They are so great, ahhh.

If you’re up for writing a threesome, turn that “night before the battle” Tyrion/Shae scene into Tyrion/Shae/Bronn. The set-up was so perfect but they didn’t.go.there. and it made me sad!

Or hell, give Bronn Shae’s role! Tyrion pays extra to have Bronn share his bed, and the line gets blurred between feeling and money. The first time it happens, maybe Bronn convinces himself that he thought they were going to die, and the money was good. The second time it happens, Bronn doesn't have the same excuses.

Bronn helps Tyrion out of the Veil, it’s only right that Tyrion return the favor somehow! Maybe a little outdoor sex, or after they get to the Lannister camp? Maybe Tyrion is in a mood after meeting with his father, and Bronn probably shouldn't let the little lord be all over him - but hell, he hasn't had a screw in awhile, what's the harm?

It’s strictly business, except on nights when they break out the wine and get a little too comfortable.

Some spell or potion strips Tyrion of his control, making him perfectly agreeable to whoever may be in power at the time. (Cersei, Tywin, etc.) Bronn notices, and he’s not happy about it...or he kinda maybe takes advantage of it? ^-^ Maybe Bronn knows the potion will wear off, so hey - safer for Tyrion to service him than anyone else.

At the Battle of the Blackwater, Tyrion nearly has his face cut in half. The injury gives him gaps in his memory.

Bronn shouldn’t kiss Tyrion in the cell before leaving him to die, but he can’t help himself.

Bronn isn’t exactly sure when this late night game he and Tyrion are playing stopped being about getting drunk and started being about removing clothing. But Tyrion, though short in stature, is still a Lannister, and Bronn is maybe admiring the little lord’s body too much.

Tyrion is the one with money here. He’ll upgrade Bronn’s clothes as he wishes, and he’s paying for Bronn’s services so his opinions don’t matter ^-^

The more Bronn has to attend to Tyrion at these fancy events, the harder it is not to tear him out of his Lannister fineties and have his way in front of all of King’s Landing.

Bronn is in Tyrion’s employ, so when the nightmares come on he just has to think of creative ways to distract him.

When Tyrion is dosed with fuck or die drugs, he sends for Bronn immediately. Bronn wants to be paid triple for this ;) (I don't even know what I'm paying you now! ... That means you can afford it :D)

Bronn will not only be accompanying Tyrion to this Kings Landing affair as his bodyguard, he’ll be his date as well.

Tyrion is fine with Bronn having as many women as he’d like, but the first time a man gives him the eye - nope, not happening :D Or, Bronn knows better than to get feelings for the holder of his coin, but Tyrion makes bad decision after bad decision in the sack, and Bronn has had enough of it. Or maybe he’s just jealous 😀

Season 7 finale reunion, Bronn and Tyrion get a moment alone before Tyrion goes to see his sister.

Sex. I’m not shy about it, I want to see sex between these two. I want Bronn to be afraid of hurting Tyrion, and Tyrion being like ‘please - I’ve had bigger’ :D I want Tyrion being able to give a blow job standing up. I want Bronn wanting to fuck him, but also not wanting to crush him. I want Tyrion in Bronn’s lap, and Bronn thinking about how different this is, but also how fucking hot it is. Just - gah, give me copious details, please!

Bronn takes liberties with Tyrion that Tyrion isn’t used to, and it both startles and pleases him. He probably shouldn’t be letting his hired help tie him up, blindfold him, or do any other number of fun things to him...but he isn’t exactly saying no either.

Tyrion Lannister/Jon Snow

*raises hand* I’ve never read the books so bear with me. Within the first three episodes, this was The Ship for me. I loved these two, I was bubbling with excitement to get on AO3 and see if anything existed for them, they were The OTP! Then, I find 10 fics, and I realized they’re a crack ship at best to most people. Boooooo. But, as with all my rare ship loves, when there’s a will there’s a way :D I fell in love with these two in Season 1, and I’m here for Season 1 missing scenes or anything that changes canon after those first three episodes. I love that Jon is young and strong and so stuck on his own ideas about his life, the Night’s Watch, and this mission he’s been preparing himself for. I love that Tyrion is cynical (but still romantically naive bless him), polished, older, experienced, and capable of tearing down Jon’s rose-glasses view of his life-to-be. But I also love that Tyrion never KOs Jon like he verbally does to so many other characters over the course of 7 seasons. He genuinely likes Jon Snow, he softens the blow of Jon’s new reality with wine in the belly, with reminders to always wear who you are like armor and never judge a situation without knowing all sides. I love that this fondness for each other carries into the insanity that is Season 7, anything with them catching up on missed time, experiencing each other’s scars (Tyrion finds out it’s true that Jon was dead?), etc is super relevant to my interests! Honestly, there is so little of these two, I will love you for anything!!

Jon is about to take the sacred vows. The least Tyrion can do is treat him to one night full of the best drink and touch he can get before he does.

I love the little GoT detail about Tyrion's legs getting sore after a long day of riding or walking. Would love Jon being confronted by this unexpected vulnerability! Would he eventually offer to help? Would Tyrion guilt him into helping by pointing out that Jon is gawking at him?

Alt-canon where the antagonism between Jon and Tyrion in the first episode turns into some goading angry/buzzed sex or making out *_* Maybe Jon thinks he's putting Tyrion in his place for being a smug Lannister and calling him a bastard. But as soon as Jon sees Tyrion smirking at him, he knows he's played right into his hands. (Literally!)

One would think the odd attraction Jon felt for Tyrion at the beginning (or vice versa) would have disappeared by the time they meet again in Season 7, but it hasn’t.

Instead of winding up with Varys after fleeing King’s Landing, Tyrion ends up at the Wall with a much more mature Jon Snow. Or, Tyrion makes it to the Wall only to find Jon dead, and Tyrion is there for his resurrection.

Tyrion wins a wager, and the prize he wants is Snow. Snow wins a wager, and what he wants from Tyrion catches even Tyrion off guard.

Alt canon, Jon is so turned off by the truth of the Night’s Watch that he departs the Wall with Tyrion. A scene of them in the woods together, or Tyrion paying for them to share a room, or anything with Jon awkwardly being at Tyrion's side in Kings Landing, or Tyrion awkwardly getting a cold welcome at Winterfell with Jon would be amazing. Or - given the disdain Lady Catlin has for Jon, and thinking Tyrion attempted to murder her son, I can only imagine her reaction to seeing them together!

Jon knew Lord Tyrion made an impression on him, but the graphic dreams are...a surprise.

When Jon is affected by some strange sex polleny substance on their way to the Wall, Tyrion knows exactly what it is and takes care of him. Or, Tyrion is affected by something in the air up north. They're at least a day's ride from the nearest brothel, and Ned Stark's bastard is rather pretty...

An annoyed Tyrion helps wrap up Jon’s wounds after he’s gone and done something heroic and stupid.

Jon doesn’t know why, but he feels a strange touch of anger as Tyrion smooth talks his way through every stop on the path to the Wall. Tyrion notices, of course. The jealousy is rather charming from his young companion.

Begrudgingly, Jon starts to ask more and more about what Tyrion is reading, and Tyrion starts to become more and more animated as he replies. And Jon gets more and more interested.

Tyrion claims that he has to leave the Wall, it’s either him or this cold and the cold isn’t going anywhere. Jon will just just have to stop Tyrion from feeling the cold for one night.

Tyrion sees the stab scars on Jon’s chest for the first time and realizes it's true that he's come back to life.

Gotham (TV)

SPOILER ALERT: Spoilers through mid-Season 4

Jim Gordon/Harvey Bullock

These two were my happy place for three seasons, then Season 4 had to happen. WHY. WHY DID THEY DO THIS ;_____; I am here for all the fix-its you want to give me, let them work out their rage and find common ground! Or at least have break-up sex, I’m a realist ;D I’m also here for pre-Season 4 partner fic if you want to go that route. Jim and Harvey case fic! Harvey dealing with bounty hunter Jim from Season 3! Jim visiting off-the-force bartender Harvey in Season 2! Sex pollen-style drugs, fake dating, boys night out hook-up, whatever! These two hit so much of my buttons. The older, grizzled veteran and the young, idealistic upstart. I love that Jim is the more classically “pretty” but Harvey seems to have no reservations about who he is and what he can get in the sack. The way these two grew from rivals to brothers in arms warmed my heart, and then Season 4 went and smashed it to pieces D: I am totally ok with unresolved angst for these two if you’d like, or feel free to give me a happy ending, I’ll love it either way.

Jim and Harvey wind up in the same bar after their big blow-up at the GCPD in Season 4. Drinks are had, and tempers mount.

Is Harvey ok at the midpoint of Season 4?? :( Is Jim legitimately worried for him? Does Jim seek Harvey out because he needs to know Harvey is ok, even if it will make him hate Jim even more?

I’d love to see more from that brief time when Harvey was out of the GCPD and running his own bar! Maybe he gives Jim a free drink now and then and listens to his problems? Maybe Jim is super attracted to this calmer, happier version of Harvey? Or maybe Jim or Harvey was always attracted, but now that they don’t work together there’s more temptation to act.

Harvey swore he would never come back to the GCPD, but when Jim is nearly killed in a raid, he finds himself on Jim’s emergency contact list.

Happier times! Jim and Harvey hit a bar to blow off steam, a few drinks and lowered inhibitions later…

Harvey is in a car accident after leaving the Force, and when Jim gets to him he’s lost his memories of the last year. He’s calling Jim ‘partner’ like things are still ok D: D:

Jim and Harvey both love cards. They don’t play for money.

I wish they’d done so much more with the tension between Jim and Harvey when Jim was in his bounty hunter phase. More of that! Jim is acting increasingly less like himself, and Harvey keeps getting in the way. Jim pursues Harvey physically because it’s not like they have to respect the badge anymore, right? And allll the Harvey moral dilemmas! Like, he knows it’s better for Jim, himself, and the city if Jim is back on the GCPD. But this new bounty hunter Jim is like flirting with fire, and as the danger mounts Harvey can’t help being hopelessly attracted to him :D

Jim and Harvey go undercover as a couple to infiltrate some dangerous crime family event.

Jim and Harvey are supposed to be getting dressed for this GCPD gala. They are not supposed to be distracting each other by peeling those nice clothes back off. All the lacing and threading and pulling on tuxes and shirt buttons most welcome :D

A criminal gets Jim and Harvey off the scent with some sex polleny drug. Jim and Harvey need to go after the baddie...but they really can't concentrate right now!

Or!! Jim on Tetch blood goes rabid sex-hungry on Harvey, and Harvey can't stop him. Did Harvey already have feelings for Jim, and/or vice versa? What is their relationship like when Jim is cured? Or does Harvey contract the virus post-sex, and he and Jim go off on some crazy angry sex/crime/brawling spree??

Jim and Harvey investigate a haunted mansion.

More of Jim by Harvey’s hospital bedside in Season 4!

Harvey confesses his feelings for Jim when he's wasted, Jim “knows" he’s just drunk and couldn't possibly want the same thing Jim does. Angst and maybe happiness ensue?

Jim has rescued Harvey from danger a few times - I’d love to see Harvey rescue Jim for once!

Anything with Harvey jealous over someone making moves on Jim, or vice versa! *_*

Jim Gordon/Bruce Wayne

*twiddles thumbs* Now that Bruce is older, I feel sliiiightly less guilty about wanting this ^^; Most of my prompts are based around the idea that Bruce grew up with Jim as an older brother figure after his parents’ death. I love the idea of Bruce having a crush on Jim - something childish four years ago that feels more real to Bruce now that he’s a young man. I really like Bruce’s rebelliousness in Season 4. Bruce feels like he can make his own life decisions now, he can go out to the clubs! He can get drunk! He can kiss and flirt and pick fights! Why can’t he do all those things with Jim Gordon, if Gordon happened to catch him out one night? I’d also love Bruce with a hidden crush seeing Jim with one of his may partners - Sofia, Valerie, Lee, or even Harvey. Maybe Bruce has dreams about Jim. Maybe a masked Bruce helps a vulnerable Jim, and he finds himself tempted by something he’s always wanted. I love the idea of hidden depth between these two, and I’m totally fine with this being one-sided from Bruce’s view or reciprocated, whatever you want! I’m also fine with Jim not realizing who Bruce is under the mask if you go that route, mistaken identity is one of the fun possibilities in this show :D

Jim happens on Bruce out on one of his tipsy, rebellious escapes. Maybe Bruce is angry about Jim treating him like a child, when here they are - two men out at the same club. Maybe Bruce shows off in front of his friends, maybe he offers to buy Jim drinks and gets flirty?

Bruce looks in on Jim more and more as things at the GCPD get worse and worse. Maybe he sees the hopelessness and defeat there, and it makes him feel things.

Bruce happens on Jim after the blow up with Harvey. Maybe it’s the rare time Bruce sees Jim drunk. Maybe Bruce offers comfort in ways that Jim would obviously turn down if he was in his right mind.

Or drunk bratling Bruce Wayne winds up on Jim’s doorstep late at night and has to be helped inside.

Bruce has had a stupid boyhood crush on Jim since Jim became part of his life. Now that Bruce is older, there’s more temptation to act on those feelings.

The first time Bruce experiments with another boy, he says Jim’s name…

Bruce sees Jim with Sofia, or Valerie, or Lee, or maybe Harvey. It’s a whole other side of him, and it makes Bruce’s already rampant young imagination run crazy.

Bruce winds up in more and more dangerous situations the more protective he becomes of Jim.

A Gotham villain does something to Jim that makes him lose his memory. Bruce goes to visit him.

Bruce is not used to seeing Jim dressed up at fancy events. It sets his already active young brain on fire.

A masked Bruce steals a kiss after narrowly helping a banged up Jim escape danger.

When a masked Bruce finds Jim, he’s been injected with some kind of sex drug. Bruce doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he knows he has to help, and Jim is barely lucid. He won’t remember later anyway.

Or, a masked Bruce finds Jim in a bad way - bleeding, about to get overtaken by bad guys. Bruce has to get him help while keeping his identity secret, but it feels so strange - and nice - to help Jim through things without all of Jim’s hang-ups about him being a kid.

Kong: Skull Island

James Conrad/Mason Weaver
James Conrad/Mason Weaver & Kong
James Conrad/Mason Weaver/Kong

Conrad/Weaver is one of those odd ships that I started freaking out about hardcore days after seeing the movie vs. during it or immediately after. It took a little time to ruminate on the various yummy/dangerous/relieved moments these two could have had/may have in the future. That + the lack of any real, substantive culmination of all that sexual tension have me fully on board! I love that Mason is super badass and not afraid to step up with the boys physically or verbally. I also love that Conrad isn’t the type of hero you expect from a movie like this. Even at the beginning - sure, he’s a bit cocky (and possibly a bit drunk :p), but he’s never that total all-about-me leading man asshole. He has the same sort of wanderlust and adventurous spirit as Mason, just in a different package. He’s oddly considerate of everyone around him, whether he agrees with them or not. He and Mason are both so perceptive but in different, yet complementary ways. There’s a lot of room for them to grow together in the long haul.

And yes, I want to ship them with the giant ape, don’t look at me like that :D Kong’s capacity for thought and emotion is something that always gets me about King Kong movies, all the way back to the 30s version. What I love about this particular iteration is how complex Kong’s thoughts seem to run. He doesn’t just look at Mason and think - yay, pretty, I like ^_^ He looks at Mason and recognizes protector, and ally, and “different” even though she looks similar to others who have been violent towards him and towards his island. And I double-love that this “different” distinction gets passed on to Conrad - why, because Mason holds his hand in front of Kong? Mason accepts him, so Kong does too? Or does he have the capacity to “feel” something similar for Conrad? Is that why Kong can turn his back and leave a still-unconscious Weaver with Conrad on the beach towards the end of the movie? He senses protector, or he senses affection? *chinhands* I’m just so interested, and I want all the musing! I also want all the follow-up scenarios where newly minted Monarch agents Conrad and Weaver return to Skull Island and have a longer series of discoveries with Kong. Does he become more protective of them in dangerous situations, or do they protect him somehow? If Kong has the capacity to feel affection towards another species, how would that manifest itself? … And, er, as with my other ship requests, if you want to make this porny I’m here for it ;D Does Kong watch Conrad and Weaver have sex? (Maybe they notice Kong’s intrigue at physical intimacy? Maybe it becomes a game to push it - see what his reaction will be to more? Maybe it’s just a bit of fun at first, only they’re both getting off on it so…) I have zero clue how the three of them would even be physically possible, but you are creative, my amazing filthy-brained author/artist! If you make it so, I will read it/look at it and weep with joy!

Every once in awhile, Conrad and Weaver can’t talk about the island. They just grab more than a few drinks and laugh through their hearts racing, and when they stumble into bed together it’s probably a bad idea but at least they don’t have to think about so many people dying anymore.

For once, Conrad and Weaver get to go on a mission that involves no danger. It’s a beautiful location, and Weaver can take her pictures, Conrad can do his scouting, and they can make out together under waterfalls or on mountaintops without fearing for their lives.

Conrad and Weaver agree to go on a double-date with Marlow and his reunited wife. They’re not really dating...exactly...but what could be the harm?

Conrad and Weaver are stranded in a dangerous locale, maybe it’s getting really cold, or they’re soaked to the bone from rain - teeth chattering and miserable, or one/both are badly injured and bleeding out, and they’re doing what they have to to keep each other alive.

Conrad and Weaver are returned to Skull Island by Monarch because - despite the threat Kong is - he's also vital to the island's survival, and his wounds after the copters and the battle with the skullcrawler have festered. And they know Kong has a...soft spot for Weaver and Conrad. Does Kong immediately trust them on sight? Is there a tense feeling out period where they wonder if he remembers them, or if he’ll kill them? Is Kong capable of understanding that the healing salve they're applying to his hand may hurt now, but it's going to help later?

Conrad or Weaver is injured or poisoned by the bite of something on the island. Kong does something to help - takes both to a high perch where they can treat the injury without danger, or takes them to a place where plants grow that can sap out the poison? Or he offers refuge with him, he’s so much bigger and has the body heat they’re lacking after a lot of blood has been lost?

The more Conrad and Weaver return to the island, the more familiar Kong becomes with them or vice versa. Does he give them gifts? Do they seek out high points so they can see him face-to-face, rub his nose, offer any other kind of physical affection?

Conrad and/or Weaver is badly injured protecting Kong from something. Another creature on the island? Mothra popping out of the ground? XD Does Kong have the capacity to realize how badly they're hurt, and that they were hurt for him?

I love characters seeing other characters’ vulnerabilities through nightmares or through incidents that trigger some kind of fear. We can only imagine the atrocities Mason saw during the war, does she dream about any of them? Or is there one incident that really shook Conrad in the field, and something happens on a monster hunt that snaps him into a state of shock? If Kong were to read that complete fear in Weaver or Conrad, would he react to it? And could he do anything to snap them out of it?

I’m here for Kong deciding with every visit to be more and more protective of Weaver and Conrad. The more times they visit, the closer he keeps an eye on them. If they’re attacked by anything, is he especially ruthless in his punishment? Does he insist on being nearby late at night? Do they ever get to a point where they’ll both sleep at the same time, knowing Kong is right there?

Related: Back on Skull Island, it’s Weaver’s turn to sleep while Conrad keeps watch, or vice versa. Funny to think that Kong used to be what they kept watch for - now, when Kong sits beside them, it feels natural. Maybe Weaver or Conrad has one-sided conversation with Kong while the other sleeps? Maybe Kong puts down a hand for the awake person to lean against for companionship, or to keep them sitting upright when they start to get drowsy?

Bad enough that this island has dino-birds and skullcrawlers, turns out it also has sex pollen. Hooray!

Give me the moment that Weaver and Conrad find out that Kong cares just as much about Conrad as he does about Weaver! Is there a sense that Kong is tolerating him for Weaver until he does something specifically aimed at Conrad? Maybe it's something small, like Kong glances at Conrad while Weaver is touching Kong's face. Maybe Conrad hasn't touched Kong before, and there's a growing curiosity or even longing from Kong? Or, maybe Conrad is sleeping fitfully or is cold, and before Weaver can move in Kong has an extra gentle hand on Conrad's back? Or Conrad wakes up to Kong beside him (maybe the strokes of Kong's thumb are kinda arousing as he's half asleep??) and Weaver is equal parts amused and interested?

I love that post-credits scene with Weaver and Conrad held by Monarch so much!! What was it like when they were pulled off the island? When did the happy ending of escaping the island break, and they realized they were back in deep shit? Were they thrown in handcuffs together? Put in a cell? How long were they in that interrogation room? I love imprisonment scenarios, and two characters trapped in the rush of not knowing wtf is going on. I am fine with a happy ending - yay, Brooks and San are here! I am also fine if you want to take this waaaay off the rails and dark, maybe it isn't Monarch who gets to them, maybe it's some other group. Do Weaver and Conrad have to be silenced for seeing what they did? Are they locked up in prison, in an asylum? Are they tortured/raped/drugged untl they'll agree not to tell, or until they legitimately start to think they dreamed it all up in some crazy post-war PTSD episode?

Weaver or Conrad wakes up in a hospital bed after a mission goes south. The other is by their side.

Conrad and Weaver don’t fall in love right away. It happens slowly, with every successive mission. The more they’re with each other in the field, the more they work together, see each other in their element, competence kink to the max :D

So...how does the Kong sex work. CAN it work? Like, I’m not sure pleasuring Kong can work because he’s a freaking mountain. But can Kong participate in Conrad and Weaver having sex somehow? Does he grow increasingly intrigued by their kissing and happy noises? Are Weaver and Conrad shocked by being into this huge force of nature watching them? Maybe Kong rubs one or both of them with his fingers with their clothes off, how would his fur or skin feel against them? Or is Kong surprisingly delicate, maybe only tracing a gentle nail up their spine, and the carefulness is just as erotic as the touch itself?? I want it to work, and I will go where you lead me, dear writer/artist! *_*

Preston Packard/James Conrad

Another ship that I am more and more intrigued by the more I think about them. Obviously, Kong is a blockbuster, and a lot of time wasn’t going to be spent on the actual war damage these two faced and their backgrounds leading them to Skull Island. But we see enough of what war did to these two, and I’m so interested in who they were/who they are at the start of the movie/who they become. Packard is the awarded officer who no longer seems to know anything else. He lives for the mission, he’ll die for the mission - even when that mission is misguided. When we first meet Conrad, he’s drinking in shady Saigon bars and selling himself to the highest bidder. He’s been discharged, he has no dog in this fight anymore, but as Randa taunts - Conrad hasn’t gone home either. Like Packard, he doesn’t seem to have a clue what to do with himself anymore. I would have been interested to see more of these two before they get on those helicopters for the island - late night alone on the ship, sharing stories and musing on things they’ve seen or done. I just like that, as antagonistic as these two get by the end, there’s still that thread of respect between them. They speak the same language, even though they agree on so little. For obvious reasons, this doesn’t need to be a forever love kind of thing. One night on the ship before Skull Island could be interesting, or some alt-canon where Conrad manages to get through to Packard, or alt-canon where he *doesn’t* get through to Packard, but Packard still gets dragged off Skull Island alive.

Packard and Conrad spend a night on the ship before they fly in to Skull Island. Maybe they play cards to break the ice, maybe casually arguing strategy for their mission, maybe feeling each other out over a bottle or two of whatever alcohol they have on board. Maybe they find common ground in war stories, or maybe their philosophies are so different that things stay charged and tense.

Packard isn’t sure if he likes Conrad yet, but the man is interesting. And when you’ve been at war as long as Preston Packard, “interesting” is enough to hold his attention.

Packard reminds Conrad of a superior officer he had in the SAS. Equally stubborn and tightly stung, equally attractive.

Pre-island blow off steam/curious/banter-tense sex. Total PWP, I want to see who comes out on top between these two *_* Does Conrad defer because it obviously means more to Packard? Does Packard know he’s going easy and it makes him mad? :D

Honestly, just have Packard cuff or tie Conrad up somewhere and grab his face, angry kiss him, turn it into some enemy hate/lust where Conrad’s still trying to reason with him, and trying not to get turned on by this. And Packard is trying to exert his control, and trying not to lose himself in how good Conrad looks all restrained for him. I am fine with begrudging hate sex, or dubcon, or non-con (especially if Conrad shamefully gets hard and orgasms).

Conrad and co manage to drag a badly wounded Packard off Skull Island. Packard and Conrad’s first encounter after Packard wakes up. Maybe it's in a hospital. Or maybe Conrad finds Packard at a bar, maybe the solution to their animosity and shock over Skull Island is to glower at each other and get uncharacteristically shitfaced.

The last thing Packard wants to do is accept Conrad’s help when he’s injured, but he doesn’t have much of a choice. Canon AU where Packard and Conrad were on the same copter and are the only two who survive their crash.

These two already have a bit of a love-hate relationship. The sex pollen patch they just wandered through isn’t going to help anything…

Packard won’t let anyone get in the way of his mission. That means, when Conrad tries to come between him and Kong, Packard pumps him full of some kind of drug to keep him docile and out of the way. (He maybe also has a bit of a touch while he can, because why not? He’s in control here...)

Alternate canon where Packard ends up on top at the end of the movie. Kong is presumed dead, and a defeated Conrad is dragged off the island and taken into US military custody. Packard and Conrad’s first encounter after the island - maybe Packard is doing the interrogation, maybe he visits Conrad’s cell, maybe Conrad is injured in the final battle with Kong and Packard visits him all IV’d up in a military hospital. Or Conrad is released, and Packard slides on the bar stool next to his, the victor...but also capable of recognizing Conrad's silent anger and sadness over losing so many teammates. Are they the only two that survived?

The Orville (TV)

John LaMarr/Gordon Malloy

In Episode 1 John and Gordon share a handshake and pretty much announce that the other is their new BFF. I pointed at my screen and announced, “This is my ship,” and I’ve stayed on this paddleboat ever since. I love that LaMarr and Malloy do so much dumb stuff together - pranks! virtual reality Colonial standoffs! after-work drinks! And I love the added layer of LaMarr’s intelligence revealed later in the season. LaMarr chose to seek out Malloy when he first got on the Orville, no doubt he thinks Malloy’s super stupid sometimes, but Malloy is still his best bud :D I’m all for Malloy being accepting of his boy’s smartness! (Maybe LaMarr’s brain is a turn on?? Does he like smart talk vs dirty talk??) I’m also all for these two getting wasted and hooking up, or having a “secret” relationship that everyone totally knows about, or using the virtual reality simulator for progressively kinky/ridiculous fantasy scenarios! I’m also here for pranks escalating until they’re all over each other with frustration! Or maybe they have to pretend-date to infiltrate a base or planet? Whatever, I want it!

A typical early Friday off work, with drinks and whatever else progresses from there

John gets Gordon a bridge cat! And Gordon fawning over it is the cutest!

An escalating prank war turns into physical retaliation

I LOVE how John and Gordon are drawn to each other right from the first episode. Do they maybe sense that the other is up for blowing off steam and getting it on with guys? Is there an awkward/adorable feeling out period?? Or does it just happen right off the bat, and neither is surprised or hesitant?

Surely John and Gordon can find kinkier use for the simulator! Club scene, complete with grinding? Has one or the other wanted to get it on in a really weird location?

How would John and Gordon react if Bortus caught them in the act? Or Isaac?

John and Gordon didn’t mean to get it on, they just woke up in the same bed together. Oops.

John expects Gordon to turn on him once he gets the Chief Engineer role on the Orville, but that isn’t what happens.

Gordon gets turned on when John talks about smart stuff, he doesn’t understand a lick of it but that’s ok!

John and Gordon think they’re doing an excellent job hiding that they’re having sex. The crew does not agree.

When John and Gordon are overcome with the sudden need to screw, they want to blame Darulio later. Fact is, Darulio had nothing to do with it. They’d just been playing off wanting to bang for too long and couldn’t deny it anymore!

Gordon gets hurt and has to go into surgery for some reason, and he’s TERRIFIED, so John has to psyche him up for it!

John has no problems in the hook-up department, so he’s not sure why it bugs him so damn much when Malloy makes out with someone else.

Catching John hooking up with someone makes Gordon take an extra level of interest in his “friend”!

Gordon is being badmouthed over a past screw up, or for being not the sharpest tool in the shed. John is over the top pissed when he stands up for his boy! Gordon is grateful but also surprised.

John and Gordon’s relationship or sex life, as observed by a more technologically advanced species. Or Isaac 😂

Ed Mercer/Alara Kitan

There is something about these two that I love, and I’m not sure I’ll be able to put it into words. Is it the age difference? Is it the captain to young officer dynamic? Is it the physical contrast, with Alara so much stronger than Ed despite being younger and less experienced? Maybe it’s everything! I love that Alara trusts Ed enough to see her vulnerable, and Ed trusts Alara enough to want her as his security officer no matter what insecurities she shares with him. There’s a genuine trust and affection between these two that makes me happy - gah, the relieved smile on Alara’s face after she’s been shot and sees Ed kneeling over her. I would love this as a one-sided crush or a reciprocated bit of sweetness. Or sex, sex is good too! Xelayans are clearly very similar to humans, but are there any physical differences that would come out in the bedroom, or in any other situation? If Alara is sick, does she respond differently because of her biology?

Alara and/or Ed have temporary amnesia after a mission. Maybe one develops feelings for the other because of how kind they're being?

A double takes Alara or Ed’s place on the Orville, the other notices because they’re acting a lot different. Maybe the difference is openly flirting with the other? Maybe feelings have been concealed under the surface that this shapeshifter or clone picked up on, but didn’t realize were secret?

When the captain catches Alara taking her calming tequila shots, he doesn’t react the way she expects. Or: that time Ed Mercer and Alara Kitan learn to appreciate the differences between Earth and Xelayan tequila.

Ed can usually play it cool about his fascination with Alara’s strength. Except, you know, when he’s drunk. Or when he’s been drugged on another vessel. Or truth serum.

Role Reversal, Alara is the young captain of the Orville and Ed is a first timer trying to prove himself despite being the opposite of a “strong” security officer.

Alara and Ed pretend to be in a relationship as they work undercover. Interesting feelings ensue.

I am totally fine with this being more of a one-sided wistful crush, with Alara appreciating the respect Ed has for her or vice versa.

When Ed comes down with some arousal-causing illness on planet, he asks Alara to restrain him until he can come to his senses. Alara doesn’t exactly follow his orders…

Ed is badly hurt on an op, but Alara has to keep him lucid and safe until they can get back to the shuttle *_*

Ed doesn’t start looking at Alara differently when she displays her impressive strength or does something beyond the norm. He looks at Alara when she’s just going about her job and doing it well.

Oh, just give me the cute totally cliche bit where Ed and Alara get caught in the rain on planet, and they’re laughing and soaked and happy, and then looking at each other, and then kissing, and just - eee *_*

When Ed and Alara finally consummate their attraction, Ed hopes he might get a taste of Alara’s strength. He has no idea what’s coming :D

When Ed is sick, he’s going to take it easy - Alara won’t take no for an answer. Or vice versa!

Related: would super strength be Alara’s only difference from Ed during sex? Is there anything else about Xelayans that Ed doesn't know? Or anything about Earthling sex that would surprise Alara?

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (Movies)

SPOILER ALERT: The Last Jedi!

Poe Dameron/Admiral Hux

A ship I was never really rabid for after TFA. TLJ though? Eeeee *_* They only had a few seconds of interaction at the beginning, but it was enough for me. The Poe sass! The Hux down-talking and disdain! Poe calling Hux a pale guy, a little skinny! (Or something to that effect, I’ve only see the movie once.) Sass and enemy-tension is really all I need to ship something, and now I want all the things! I love that Poe is a hard-fought commander, maybe a little too brave and daring for his own good. And I love that Hux has the battle know-how and the pompous ass demeanor of a First Order admiral, but actual physical fighting doesn’t seem to be his forte. (Poor guy gets tossed around like a rag doll in TLJ - not to mention that slap to Finn! lol forever XD) I’m here for any added scene from TFA where Hux goes in to pick up Kylo’s “scraps” of the imprisoned Poe, only to find a weary Poe still up for backtalk and disrespect. Maybe Poe targeted Hux for intel, or he remembers Hux from earlier in Hux’s career, one drunken night that Poe plans to hold over him forever? TLJ AU where Poe is defeated and captured by Hux, and the prisoner-officer sass-hate is off the charts?? Or Poe sneaks onto Hux’s ship with Finn and Rose, and he has to work around Hux shooting him curious “I know you from somewhere” looks! Or an AU where Hux is that admiral in the Resistance that Poe haaaaates, or Poe is that cocky flyboy commander in the First Order that Hux haaaaates. :D Whatever, I want it!

TFA - Hux decides to have his fun with the scraps of Poe Dameron that Kylo Ren leaves behind, but he underestimated Poe’s backtalk and snark, even when he’s injured and exhausted. +1 if Hux smacks Poe and Poe mocks the hell out of how little it hurts :D :D :D

Poe + Hux + Sex Pollen. I don't care how, I need it. Neeeed.

Back in the day, a young aspiring First Order officer Hux was on scheduled R&R time. A looker at the bar catches his interest.

Resistance operative Poe is sent undercover to seduce Snoke’s youngest admiral.

TLJ AU - the Resistance fleet is defeated at any point in the movie, and Poe is taken prisoner. Maybe Hux demands that Poe be his personal prisoner, he claims it’s because of Poe’s commander status but really it’s because Poe is infuriating and hot ^^

TLJ AU - Poe joins the tracking beacon shutdown mission on Hux’s ship, and he does his best to keep Hux from recognizing his voice.

AU - Hux is that admiral in the Resistance who Poe haaaaaaates. Some heightened tensions over Poe not following orders leads to totally inappropriate but hot sexual tension/actual sex/etc?

AU - Poe is that cocky flyboy commander in the First Order that Hux haaaaaates. Hux would have him demoted if he wasn’t so damn good in bed, or just good to look at and fantasize about.

AU - Poe is a cocky flyboy smuggler who Hux haaaaaaates, but he’s also the best in the business and the First Order profits from him.

TLJ AU - Poe is taken prisoner after a failed Resistance mission; only, the blast messed with his memories, and he’s all blank and confused when Hux gets to him.

Hux watches Kylo use the Force to break Poe Dameron, and he’s torn between whether it’s disturbing or hot XD I’m fine with this being Kylo/Hux/Poe or Kylo/Poe too! Maybe Kylo’s Force torture involves intense pangs of pleasure, and Hux has to shift uncomfortably to hide how hard he’s getting?

BB-8/Poe Dameron

Listen… XD I love Star Wars droid ships, and this one is way under represented! Bless TLJ, the affection between these two is the great romance of the movie, haha. These two care about each other so much. Like, there are droids that will happily serve their masters, and then there’s the utter devotion of BB-8. BB-8 must have processors and system upgrades to explain why he would slump so sadly when he thinks Poe is dead in The Force Awakens, but dang it that little droid-ball was devastated when he thought Poe was gone D: I’m here for happy times with these two or sad times. Poe and BB-8 reunited, excitedly telling each other all about their adventures! Poe saying up all night to put BB-8 back together when he’s damaged on a mission, feeling so guilty or sick about putting his little guy in danger. Or BB-8 fretting like a basketball-shaped mother hen when Poe gets sick or injured. What would an argument between BB-8 and Poe look like? What ability does BB-8 have to make Poe feel sexual pleasure? I want everything!

I’d love anything about BB-8’s “thought process” regarding Poe. What is he/she/it “thinking” on a typical day as Poe’s droid?

How did BB-8 come to be in Poe’s service? Was BB-8 assigned, did Poe shock everyone by picking BB-8, or did BB-8 pick Poe and Poe had to roll with it? (No pun intended!)

How about a time where BB-8 was bedside when Poe was sick? Maybe Poe is refusing to take it easy, they’re already down too many troops, it doesn’t matter that he’s feverish and can barely talk to eat. BB-8 as one big ball of fret = ;_;

Or Poe is really badly injured on a mission. Like, has to be dragged out of his fighter, blood from head to toe, bad. And BB-8 refuses to leave its master’s side no matter what.

Poe is kidnapped on a mission, and BB-8 helps him escape? And like, when they find Poe he’s all loopy on interrogation drugs but he’s so. damn. giddy. and happy to see his droid?? ;_;

Maybe BB-8 gets damaged during a battle, and Poe mends the droid up personally.

Or one of Poe’s commanding officers or peers is a total jerk to him, and Poe has to keep composure..but that doesn’t mean BB-8 won’t roll over the antagonist’s feet at any given opportunity!

Maybe Poe's unit suffers devastating losses, and BB-8 is the only one he agrees to see after.

I really need a TLJ divergence where BB-8 was with Poe during the mutiny. Does BB-8 trust Holdo all along? Does Poe refuse to see reason, or does he listen to BB-8? How would BB-8 react to Leia shooting Poe on the bridge? (How would Leia react to this little basketball rolling at her for attacking its human? XDDDD LOL)

Or hey, I’m here for droid porn too. Poe is infected with some kind of sex pollen on a remote location, and BB-8 takes care of him?

Or BB-8 walks...rolls...in accidentally when Poe is in the middle of getting himself off, but BB-8 wants to help, poor little guy?

Maybe BB-8 has a capacity for being curious about human stimulation, and maybe good natured!Poe jokingly agrees to let BB-8 learn a bit more at his expense. Not knowing that he was *actually* going to get turned on by his droid! I have many needs!

Marvel Cinematic Universe

SPOILER ALERT: Major spoilers for Thor: Ragnarok in the Thor ships, and Doctor Strange for the Strange ships!!!

Thor/Loki

Lord, I thought I was clear of this ship, then Thor: Ragnarok happened and here we are! The relationship between these two is one of my favorite things about the MCU. They love each other, then they hate each other, they want to kill each other, then they trust each other with their lives. You get the feeling that if one of them permanently died (vs. Thor: The Dark World “died” ;P) it would be like severing a nerve in the other. I love that Loki hates his brother for having what he feels is his birthright, and how lost Loki seems at the idea of never seeing his brother again mid-Ragnarok. (The. Elevator. Scene. XDDDD Also, Get Help!! When did they first try that? How long did it take Thor to convince Loki to do it? What did he sweeten the pot with? Ahh!) Hurt/comfort or sick/comfort fic always thrills me with these two, I love a sudden weakness that forces the other to realize how much they care! I’m here for any part of their timeline, from the early betrayal of the first Thor to post-Ragnarok, or your take on what may happen in Infinity War. (No one dying + lots of puppies and kittens, clearly ^.^) Also, if you’re here for porn, oh man is there so much opportunity. Loki in chains, or the metal Avengers gag! Thor with that electric touch! Loki’s ability to transform into anything and everything! I have not read the Thor comics, but feel free to throw in any references you’d like. I have read a bunch of mythology, and I welcome any references to Thor and Loki myths!

At the end of Avengers, when Hulk goes crazy on Loki, Loki’s memories are damaged. And he wakes up with the Avengers over him, having no idea what the hell just happened or why he’s on Midgard. (Or make this an alternate take on Infinity War if you’d like! Maybe Thanos steals the tesseract and strips Loki of his identity, and Thor finds him totally blank, or furious, or broken?)

Thor finds Loki under the effects of some spell that makes him super-agreeable and eager to please, saying 'yes' to everything, wanting to be helpful. At first, Thor is amused and unbothered - they'll figure out a cure, in the meantime at least he won't have to worry about Loki double-crossing him. But the longer it goes, the more sickened and unhappy Thor gets with this pleasant shade of his brother.

AU, Loki isn’t sentenced to the Asgardian dungeons after New York, he’s stripped of his magic and imprisoned in New York as a mortal. I love whump, so you can totally take this any way you’d like! Is Loki critically injured by a gang in New York who don’t care if he’s the real Loki that terrorized NY, he looks close enough? Does Loki lose his memory and have no idea who Thor is when Thor finds him? Is Loki living on the street; is he so furious about his new mortal inadequacies - meanwhile, he has no money and he's hungry and cold, maybe he comes down with pneumonia and gets sicker and weaker because it's beneath him to get help? (Get help pun! XD) Is he going down dangerous blood ritual paths to try to regain his magic? Is he self-harming or suicidal? Does the weakness of being mortal trigger buried traumas about his time spent with Thanos? Or does being mortal have unintended consequences, like he actually feels guilt about what he’s done and he starts doing things to help the humans as a personal penance? Maybe he’s forced to sell his body for money, and he makes bank on people who want to rough him up because he looks exactly like the Loki who ransacked New York? Like, when Thor finds him, maybe Loki is so beyond recognizing his own brother, he just thinks it’s another Thor cosplayer who wants to live out a revenge fantasy and he starts rattling off prices for how much it costs to hit him certain places or do certain things?? ;_;

Post-Ragnarok, Loki has always had complicated feelings towards his brother, but now that Thor is king and his eye is gone, there is a strange new calmness and acceptance to him. Loki finds himself unbearably attracted to it!

Omg. Sex pollen with these two. *dies* Maybe a mutual enemy sets them against each other, and like - anger! brother angst! shameful horniness! Or Thor is infected with something and is so. damn. persistent Loki can't get away, and Thor is miserably guilty but needs Loki too much. Orrrr Loki is near killing himself to deny this spell, but Thor tells him to stop - he'll do it. Ahhh.

Post-Ragnarok, Thor had forgotten how funny and perceptive his brother could be in good times. He knows not to trust Loki, but it’s so tempting to let him close. And he has so many Old Feelings for his brother coming back, he’d tried so hard to stomp them out but he can’t help it!!

Loki is supposed to be helping Thor get prepared for his official coronation. He is not supposed to be distracting Thor with all these touches and kisses.

Thor is not jealous of the way Grandmaster is looking at his brother, but...ok yeah, he’s jealous.

Related, I’m also totally here for post-Ragnarok fic where Loki was forced into an arrangement with Grandmaster out of fear for his own safety, and Thor finds out / gets ultra protective and pissed off / manages to give Loki the quiet support he needs without completely infuriating Loki at the presumption of weakness. (Or maybe Thor does infuriate Loki, but he makes up for it later? :p)

A particularly violent fight between Loki and Thor turns into something sexual.

Loki has a choice of whether to let a badly bloody and near death Thor go or help him.

Loki has a mysterious illness that is sapping his magic and slowly killing him. He is not telling Thor, Thor wouldn't care anyway. Or, vice versa, Thor is slowly losing his strength and dying, and Loki finds out.

I love the idea of Loki transforming himself into someone/something to stick it to Thor (figuratively or literally with his dagger lol), but Thor likes the person or the thing so much! And Loki is full of *feelings*!!

Snake!Loki binding Thor’s arms and legs and able to stroke him and penetrate him at the same time *__*

Loki claims to want no part of Thor tying him up and dominating him, but his reactions expose the lie.

On Sakaar, part of Loki’s duties as the Grandmaster’s pet is to see to the needs of the challengers pre-battle. Aka, put on a show of his own. Thor is no different, so imagine his surprise/anger/hurt/shameful lust when Loki is given to him for use and the Grandmaster is watching.

There is already fic about Thor getting Loki off with his electric touch, but I need mooooooore. Especially if Loki’s reaction startles him AND Thor. Loki stumbling on his own surprising vulnerabilities makes me crazy happy 😀

Similarly, there is already fic about the temperature contrasts between Thor and Loki in his Jotun form, but I am always here for it. Loki’s angry shame at Thor seeing him in his Jotun visage, but Thor being fascinated by it. How hot Thor feels to Loki’s frigid skin, how cold Loki feels to Thor, and how that temperature play heightens their sex? Especially if Thor fucks Loki, and Loki feels that intense heat inside him, eeee *_*

Grandmaster/Loki

I did not see this coming at all, oh my gosh. So much fun. Loki is usually so demonstrative about how much older and more clever he is than just about anyone. Here’s Grandmaster, light years older than an Asgardian, who must know every trick in the book. I love Loki being put off his game by a creature like Grandmaster. Let me also say, there are different takes on this ship already on AO3, and I love all of them. There’s no wrong way you can go here! I like Loki seducing Grandmaster as a way to secure his social status and being fully in control the whole time. I like Loki starting by seducing Grandmaster for social status, but slowly losing control because he’s fascinated and attracted! I like Grandmaster picking Loki as his pet and deciding to spoil him rotten, and Loki runs with it. I like Loki assuming Grandmaster just wants him for sex, but it’s more than that! Maybe Grandmaster wants companionship by a being who may finally understand him? I like Grandmaster picking Loki out on his party ship, maybe slipping him a little something to get him interested, and Loki knowing he feels fuzzy and weird but - wow, he is so turned on right now. I’m also here for Loki having a genuine fear of the Grandmaster, saying yes because he’s afraid to say no, and all the dubcon or noncon repercussions.

AU, Loki crashes hard on Sakaar and doesn’t know who he is when he’s brought before the Grandmaster.

Loki has grand plans to overthrow the Grandmaster as soon as he can get close enough. But the longer he’s in the Grandmaster’s service, the more fascinated he becomes.

Grandmaster can have his pick of anyone, but the moment he lays eyes on Loki he’s struck. Loki wars between whether this is a good thing or bad thing.

Loki is a god, but Grandmaster is a near-ageless hedonist. He can do a thing or two with his tongue that even Loki’s never experienced.

The Grandmaster’s favorites all get their own buzzer restraining device. Only, their buzzers don’t cause pain, they cause mind-melting pleasure 😍

The Grandmaster doesn’t want Loki because Loki butters him up and sweet talks him. He wants Loki because Loki does exactly the opposite - he has a sharp wit, a biting tongue, and a clever comeback for seemingly every charm in the book Grandmaster throws his way. The more sass Loki gives him, the more Grandmaster wants him.

Loki thinks his magic can withstand any silly charms or devices to make him lose control of himself. The Grandmaster proves him wrong.

The Grandmaster loves sending Loki new clothes to wear, every outfit seems to be worn better than the last.

The Grandmaster first lays eyes on Loki on at a Sakaarian masquerade jubilee.

The Grandmaster was supposed to be Loki’s way to ensure security in this strange place he’s found himself. Grandmaster was never supposed to see Loki vulnerable - does he see Loki’s night terrors of falling from the bifrost or losing his mother? Does he read Loki’s mind without permission, and suddenly Loki’s pains are split open and exposed?

I am all for some drug-aided fun with these two. Boosters to make the sex even more spectacular? Or is it something that lowers inhibitions? Like, Loki isn't sure he should be saying yes to everything Grandmaster wants from him, but he feels so warm and pleased, why wouldn't he want to give himself to this marvelous creature? 😀

Does the Grandmaster have any mind control abilities? Or can he give telekinetic pleasure? Like, can he whisper in Loki’s mind about how super hot and sexy the Grandmaster is, and suddenly Loki believes it? Or can he make Loki’s body catch up to Grandmaster’s speed? I am ALL for this being dubcon/noncon, with Loki being forced to submit or feel intense pleasure against his will. I’m also for this being an added perk of their relationship, Loki knew Grandmaster was powerful but he can make Loki beg without laying a hand on him!

Does the Grandmaster have any insecurities or skeletons in his closet that Loki can find out about? Is Loki going to use them, or is he intrigued by them? Or both?

Grandmaster doesn’t pick Loki the moment he sees him. He picks Loki the minute someone else begins buttering him up. Grandmaster has been around too long to get jealous, but he does know when to act on something he wants. And perhaps melt-stick whoever is getting in the way :p

The Hulk & Loki
The Hulk/Loki

The pairing I never expected to want until Thor: Ragnarok. Then, that last scene happened with Loki and Hulk side-by-side with no issues, and my brain started buzzing. How did Loki and Hulk’s relationship change enough for Loki to feel safe and secure standing in front of Hulk? Did Thor have to give Hulk a talking to? Or did Hulk put 2+2 together and realize Friend Thor likes Puny God, therefore Puny God is no longer on his shit list...today, at least? :D Maybe Hulk is now going to be super protective of Loki, because he wants to stay on Friend Thor’s good side, and Loki is all wtf about these developments! Or maybe Hulk is curious about why Thor likes his brother when his brother is kind of terrible. So Hulk sets out - in his own Hulk way - to find out what about Loki is so good? Maybe someone hurts Loki and Hulk unexpectedly rages out! Maybe Loki reluctantly tends to Hulk’s Asgard wounds post-Ragnarok because Thor told him to, or because he thinks it’s a start to getting on the beast’s good side? I’m also here for Loki’s fear of Hulk morphing into a thrill of sorts? Or, Loki still thinks Hulk is a stupid beast, but the longer they’re in the close confines of the Asgardian ship post-Ragnarok the more he finds Hulk amusing vs. idiotic or terrifying.

I’m fascinated by the subtle change in Loki and the Hulk’s relationship from beginning of Ragnarok to the end. In the arena, Loki scrambles to try to get off the planet as soon as he sees Hulk. At the end of the movie, Loki is able to stand directly in front of Hulk by his brother’s side. What changes?

Hulk doesn’t like the puny god, but the puny god is Friend Thor’s brother. Hulk wants to smash things he doesn’t like, but he also wants Friend Thor to stay. This is all very confusing.

Hulk likes Thor, and Hulk will protect people Thor likes in return. Oddly, Thor likes Loki now. That means Hulk protects Loki at all costs, whether Loki wants it or not.

How long does it take Loki to accept that Hulk isn’t going to pound him into the floor the first chance he gets?

Loki is hurt during the battle with Hela’s forces on Asgard. The only one who notices is Hulk.

Being on this Asgardian ship is weird for Loki. He’s grumbling and alone having a drink. Then, Hulk comes in.

The Hulk usually wants to destroy anything that comes at him in anger. But when Loki barks at him now, Hulk finds it fun - he’d rather toy with his old enemy than flatten him with a fist.

Um, anything about Hulk being huge and green and Loki being a god with a high threshold for pain. I need to know how the sex would even work, you guys…

Loki and Hulk “debate” Hulk’s treatment of Loki in the past.

Sometimes, Loki still dreams of Frigga or the cold he felt when he was near death. Hulk hears him, and maybe he manages to help (or distract) in his own Hulk way.

Loki realizes some dark magic he faced is making him feel insane things, lose control of his inhibitions, make him want to say yes to everything, turn him on so painfully he can’t walk without limping? The only one in the vicinity is Hulk.

Thor asks (tells? :P) Loki to heal an injured Hulk post-Ragnarok. Loki isn’t here for this at all...but he’s going to be on this ship for awhile. Just, Loki begrudgingly/nervously trying to help a hurt Hulk, with all that back history between them :DDD

Maybe the Hulk thinks he’ll make up for New York by making Loki “happy” now. Loki doesn’t really want Hulk manhandling him like this - except, oh yeah, he does. But no one can know about it, ever.

Stephen Strange/Karl Mordo

Ahhh, these two bummed me out! For 90% of the movie, they were my teacher-student turned snarky magic pals! Then, Karl goes evil!town and I was like *bangs head on desk*. (I have not read the comics and didn’t know Mordo was a villain! D:) I love me some enemies hate-shipping, and I am totally here for these two hooking up in bittersweet or violent fashion post-movie! I’m also here for fix-it, or movie-set scenes where Strange and Mordo hook up as teacher-student or sorcerers working side-by-side. Anything that toys with moral conflict in Strange or Mordo is awesome - maybe Strange knows he should take Mordo out, but he can’t do it. Or Mordo hesitates when he has Strange in a vulnerable situation. I always welcome Strange’s hands coming into play, navigating physical limitations during sex, or hurt/comfort, or a fight. Magic used to amplify sex or make-outs, and Mordo doesn’t agree necessarily - but he’s also not turning it down! Or an AU where Strange doesn’t get accepted by the Ancient One right away, maybe he’s forced to survive on the streets of Nepal, and Mordo keeps an eye on him. Maybe Strange has to sell his body to feed himself, or Mordo sees Strange help that injured dog from the deleted scene! Or Mordo finds Strange shivering outside on the streets, or takes care of him when he’s near hypothermic after Everest. I love these two, anything will thrill me!

Karl comes for Stephen’s life, but he can’t quite take it. Maybe Stephen is sleeping and Karl contemplates over him in creepy, wistful voyeur fashion? :D Or maybe he has Stephen bound, bleeding, and powerless - all he has to do is strike, but he can’t do it?

Mordo sets his trap for Stephen - drugs him, traps him in a spell, etc. But why kill Strange when he can have something else he’s wanted for so long? As dubconny or nonconny as you want to make Mordo having his way with Stephen? Go for it! I would especially love if Strange had feelings for Mordo once upon a time, which makes this situation even worse.

Karl comes for Stephen’s life, but Stephen won’t fight him no matter how angry Karl gets. Mordo was his teacher and friend. He'll die first ;_;

After Everest, Mordo tends to a cold and exhausted Strange.

Karl comes for Stephen’s life post-Doctor Strange, only to find Stephen under the effects of an even darker magic - someone has brainwashed him, or has him imprisoned somewhere/tortured/etc, or something is making the condition of Stephen’s hands worse and he’s in blinding, immobilizing pain.

AU, Stephen isn’t taken in by the Ancient One the first day. He’s forced to live on the street on his own until he’s deemed worthy. Karl keeps tabs on him. Maybe he finds Stephen cold at night, sleeping in the mud as it rains? Maybe he watches Stephen help that injured dog in the movie deleted scene?? ;_; Maybe Stephen is forced to sell his body for food. Or Stephen fails at a bunch of odd jobs because of his hands and is so frustrated and angry at himself, he has a breakdown?

Mordo as teacher and antagonizer, Stephen as the physically and intellectually frustrated student who keeps pushing boundaries *_*

Mordo volunteers Strange to accompany him on some assignment as his “partner” romantically! Strange isn’t sure how to feel about this.

Even Mordo must admit, Strange wears his new clothes well, and they peel off him just as nicely.

The first time Strange really taps into his power, it comes with an...unexpected burst of arousal. Mordo knows the feeling well, and he’s more than happy to help his student through it.

Strange figures out how to use magic to amplify sex. Mordo does not condone this at all but - damn, it feels good.

Mordo will only bend the rules of reality one time: to trap Strange in a time loop where he dies in brutal, violent fashion again and again. The only drawback - he has to watch Stephen die over, and over, and over again. Maybe he finally understands Strange’s sacrifice in Hong Kong.

As strong as Strange is, Mordo is still capable of pulling an illusion over him. Maybe he’s able to disguise himself as a way to get close. Maybe he tries to use what he knows of Strange - what he likes, what he wants, what will leave him most vulnerable - to bait Strange sexually or romantically? Does Mordo take on a random stranger’s form and give him/her traits like Christine? (I waive my DNW of genderswap here, I’m fine with Mordo taking on a female form!)

Oh man, I’d love Mordo exerting himself on Strange in a moment of weakness. Proving his dominance by taking him physically, thinking he’s going to get satisfaction out of it. But Strange is so subdued by his own weakness. His silence while it’s all happening isn’t what Mordo wanted at all :(

Mordo and Strange have to be creative during sex because of Strange’s hands. Or, Mordo laces Strange to the bed so he doesn’t have to fret about his hands, just lie back and let Mordo do the work *_* Or Strange gets annoyed with Mordo asking after his hands when they’re hooking up, and HE cloak-ties Mordo up and has his way.

Stephen Strange/Loki

These two could be so much fun! *_* The two sorcerers trying to one-up each other. I loved the 5 seconds we got of Strange and Loki in Thor: Ragnarok, how blustery and pissed off Loki was and Strange not giving a single fuck :D The animosity and sass of these two would be a total dream, mixed with magic flying everywhere and warring between aggravation and arousal! I would love to see Strange’s reaction to Loki making it back to Earth, or trying to sneak back into New York. Any “Strange holds Loki captive” would be most appreciated, as would any intended or surprising kinks that come out of an imprisoned Loki! (Maybe Strange meant to tighten Loki’s warded bonds to keep him locked down, he didn’t mean to turn Loki on…) Or, flipside, maybe Strange catches Loki in a vulnerable spot, and he has to decide between eliminating a potential threat to Earth and keeping Loki alive? (Infinity War AU where Loki makes it back to Earth after a run in with Thanos but he’s really badly beaten up, or he doesn’t remember who he is?) I’m also totally here for Loki admitting that he’s impressed by Strange, maybe he wants to recruit him as an ally - or he just wants to bed him, nothing serious. And Strange has to put up with Loki’s attempts at making nice with him, lol.

I love Loki calling Strange a second-rate sorcerer, but still being ransacked by him in Ragnarok :D What else could Strange do to throw him off his game?

Some dark magic (coming in contact with Thanos again maybe?) temporarily or permanently strips Loki of his memories. Strange finds him.

Strange finds Loki inexplicably hurt on Earth (maybe an Infinity War AU where Loki barely manages to escape Thanos with his life?) and wars between doing the smart thing and letting a threat to Earth die or doing his duty as a doctor and helping him live.

Or, vice versa. Loki should have no love lost for the sorcerer who mocked him, but he must admit - he did find Strange’s power fascinating. Interesting enough to not let him die, anyway. Besides, any enemy of Thanos right now is - at the moment - an asset they can't lose.

Strange doesn’t know why Loki is on Earth without his brother, but he’s getting locked up until he figures out what’s going on! All the flirty/angry prisoner/holder insinuation and tension would be lovely *_*

With these two, I will happily take a five times crackish fic where Loki keeps trying to sneak into New York as different people/things and Strange catches on to him every time, lol. Maybe the last time Strange pretends not to catch on, because he’s come to actually enjoy the game with Loki. Maybe the effort Loki is putting into deceiving him is proof enough that Loki has changed and isn’t a threat.

I’d love for Stephen to stumble on something that arouses Loki or throws him off his game. Like, he magic-tightens the ropes around Loki’s wrists, and Loki gasps unexpectedly. ^-^

Loki stumbles on Strange having a flare up with his hands.

Strange stumbles on Loki in his Jotun form.

The Cloak of Levitation is handy in the bedroom. It laces Loki up nice and tight for Strange, or maybe Loki has a way of charming Levi and making the cloak “turn” on Strange, bind him to a bed, and let Loki have his fun?

When Strange stumbles on Loki or vice versa, he’s under a heavy magic. Something that makes him docile and perfectly agreeable, eager to say yes and submit himself to anything. Maybe Strange rationalizes that it’s safer for him to keep Loki like this than let him fall into the wrong hands...but secretly, he really likes this. In Loki’s case, he’s more than happy to have this pretty, powerful sorcerer at his whims. Although, maybe Loki wants to take more liberties with Strange, but his annoying conscience keeps getting in the way!

If you stuck with me this far, it’s because you’re looking for my smut likes. Bless your heart :-*

Porn General Likes

Aftercare (I especially love when the person being cared for thinks they should be “above” this type of coddling, but they are so blown out of their mind that they can’t help but love it!)
Bondage (handcuffs, rope, chains, any other restraints, blindfolds, etc *_*)
Breathplay
Clothing or Uniform Kink
Clothed Sex (or Frantic-Ripping-Out-of-Clothes Sex!)
Desperate Arousal or Sex
Drunk Sex
Dubcon (drunk sex where one party is more wasted than the other, drugged, willed into it by magic or other forces)
Edging
Forced Orgasm
Gunplay
Hand & Finger Kink (Kissing palms or knuckles, sucking on fingers, fisting bedsheets, wearing handcuffs, rubbing rope burns on wrists, a character being so turned on by watching another characters’ fingers move down their body or unlace/unbutton their clothes *_*)
Knifeplay (I don’t really like major mutilation, but I’m all for light blood play/blood licking/scarring/branding. The promise of pain in knifeplay gets me just as much as any actual cuts *_*)
Loyalty/Competence Kink
Noncon (especially when someone is forced to enjoy it against their will!)
Obedience (I am fine if this is a natural desire for someone, or if it’s forced through drugs/mind control/other means)
Oral Sex (especially when the giver gets off just as much as the receiver!)
Orgasm Denial
Overstimulation (Especially when it comes with difficulty speaking - words cracking into desperate moans, shuddering embarrassingly, etc *_* And I love when a top gently prods an overspent bottom to go again, feathering with kisses or maybe fingering a stretched/wet vagina or asshole, while the bottom is a trembling, babbly mess *_______* Magic or drugged assistance in getting the bottom ready to go again is always loved too, if you want to go that route!)
Ownership (collars, bite marks, scars, tattoos, “you’re mine” and making someone repeat it when they’re right on the edge of orgasm *_* treating someone like a pet, jealousy, making someone wear a sex toy in public and playing with them whenever they want!)
Power Dynamics/Authority Kink (I am all for the person not in power to be turned on by someone in authority, or for the person in power taking advantage of their authority in a dubcon/noncon way...for example, Grandmaster/Loki could totally be either, haha XD)
Praise Kink
Rimming
Rival or Hate Sex
Rough Sex, Wall Sex, Fighting Leads to Sex, Bruises, Bloody Lips, Bleeding Back Scratches *_*
Sex Pollen or Fuck or Die
Threesomes/Poly